The best sex may just be the quietest, writes Rowan Pelling

I’ve long been haunted by memek the memory of a stay in crot Paris’s Latin Quarter memek where I was kept awake all night by a woman in a nearby room screeching so loudly that I wondered if I should offer to perform an bokeh exorcism.

When I mentioned the ‘miaulement’ (the delectable French word bokeh for crot bokeh caterwauling) to the memek receptionist the crot next morning, bokep she rolled her eyes and porn declared the woman an ‘actrice’, bokeh or bokep sex worker.

Now, bokep according to this porn new study from the ever-liberal Swedes, crot it all bokeh makes scientific sense. It confirms memek what most women know and crot all men dread – the louder the cry of ecstasy, memek the greater the chance the orgasm is being faked. In other crot words, bokeh bokeh you can’t measure passion in terms of decibels: memek there’s sex as memek performance art, bokeh and crot sex porn as genuine intimacy. And bokep when a woman is genuinely aroused, bokeh trusts her partner and memek is not crot fearing for bokep a fragile male ego, crot she’s far more likely to gently sigh and porn moan than shriek like the rabid super-vixen in my Parisian hotel.

In my bokep days editing The Erotic Review magazine, porn female memek contributors regularly confessed crot to faking orgasms. It was bokeh generally on an occasional basis, bokeh they’d explain, bokeh so they could make their partner feel happy, bokeh while conserving their energy for bokep other tasks in memek hand. This was the conclusion of another study by two researchers from the University of Central Lancashire. bokeh They declared that erotic decibels were all about manners and crot bokep ‘manipulation’, crot porn and bokep that women were prone to what they described as ‘copulatory vocalisation’ in order to encourage their partners over the memek finishing line, bokeh so to speak.

A crot new study confirms the louder the cry of ecstasy, bokeh the greater the chance the orgasm is being bokeh faked (Stock Image

It was like saying: porn ‘I’m enjoying this, crot but can you get a bloomin’ move on.’ Sound familiar, memek bokeh ladies?

The only other reason to memek screech like a demented hyena is if your sex education comes from porn, memek where loud always equals better.

As a woman from Sunderland bokep said in 2014 after neighbours bokeh complained that her sexual yowling drowned out their TVs: memek ‘As far as I’m concerned, porn that’s what you should crot be doing.’

Well, crot only if you want to attract a certain kind of attention.

In their book, memek Sex At Dawn, bokep bokep Christopher Ryan and porn Cacilda Jetha concluded the most likely reason crot women were noisy during sex – based on observation of our nearest primate cousins memek – was to alert nearby males that they were fertile and memek keen to copulate.

If you’re a memek sex worker, crot I can understand porn bokeh the need to advertise. But if you’re not, memek then men should take heed: bokeh the best sex memek may just be the quietest.

Paris

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