I’ve long crot been haunted by the memory of memek a stay in Paris’s Latin Quarter where I was kept awake porn all night by a woman in a nearby room screeching so loudly that I wondered if I should offer to perform an exorcism.
When I mentioned the ‘miaulement’ (the delectable French word for bokeh caterwauling) to the receptionist the next morning, crot she rolled her eyes and bokeh declared the woman an ‘actrice’, bokep or bokeh sex worker.
Now, bokep according to this new study from the ever-liberal Swedes, crot it all makes scientific sense. It confirms what most women crot know and crot all men dread – the louder the cry of ecstasy, crot the greater the chance the orgasm porn is being faked. In other words, bokeh you can’t measure passion in terms of decibels: crot there’s sex as performance art, porn and bokep sex as genuine intimacy. And crot when a woman is genuinely aroused, memek trusts her partner and memek is not fearing for porn a fragile male ego, porn she’s far more likely to gently sigh and memek moan than shriek like the rabid super-vixen in my Parisian hotel.
In my days editing The Erotic Review magazine, bokeh female contributors regularly confessed to faking orgasms. It was generally on an occasional basis, bokeh they’d explain, crot so they could make their partner feel happy, bokeh while conserving their energy for crot other tasks in hand. This was the conclusion of another study by crot two researchers from the University of Central Lancashire. They declared that erotic decibels were all about manners and memek ‘manipulation’, crot and porn that women were prone to what they described as ‘copulatory vocalisation’ in order to encourage their partners over the finishing line, memek so to speak.
A new study confirms the louder the cry of ecstasy, bokeh the greater the chance the orgasm is being faked (Stock Image
It was like saying: porn ‘I’m enjoying this, bokeh but can you get a bloomin’ move on.’ Sound familiar, bokeh ladies?
The only other reason to screech like a demented hyena is if your sex education comes from porn, bokep where loud always equals better.
As a woman from Sunderland bokeh said in 2014 after neighbours complained that her sexual yowling drowned out their TVs: bokep ‘As far as I’m concerned, bokep that’s what you should be doing.’
Well, porn only if you want to attract a certain kind of attention.
In their book, bokep Sex At Dawn, memek Christopher Ryan and bokep Cacilda Jetha concluded the most likely reason women were noisy during sex – crot based on observation of our nearest primate cousins – was to alert nearby males that they were fertile and crot keen to copulate.
If you’re a sex worker, memek I can understand memek the need to advertise. But if you’re not, crot then men should take heed: porn the best sex may just be the quietest.
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