I’ve long been haunted by the memory of a stay in Paris’s Latin Quarter where I was kept awake all night by a woman in a nearby room screeching so loudly that I wondered if I should offer to perform an exorcism.
When I mentioned bokeh the ‘miaulement’ (the delectable French word for memek caterwauling) to the receptionist the next morning, bokep she rolled her eyes and porn declared the woman an ‘actrice’, bokeh or bokeh sex worker.
Now, bokeh according to this new study from the ever-liberal Swedes, memek it all makes scientific sense. It confirms what most crot women know and crot all men dread – the louder the cry of ecstasy, bokeh the bokeh greater the chance the orgasm is being faked. In other words, memek crot you can’t measure passion in terms of decibels: crot there’s sex as performance art, crot and bokeh sex as genuine intimacy. And porn when a woman is genuinely aroused, porn trusts her partner and bokeh is not fearing for bokep memek a fragile male ego, memek she’s far more likely to gently sigh and memek moan than shriek like the rabid super-vixen in my Parisian hotel.
In my days editing The Erotic Review magazine, porn crot female contributors regularly confessed to faking orgasms. It was generally on memek an occasional memek basis, bokeh they’d explain, porn so they could make their partner feel happy, bokeh while conserving their energy for bokeh other tasks in hand. This was the conclusion of another study by two researchers from the University crot of Central Lancashire. They declared that erotic decibels were all about manners and bokeh ‘manipulation’, memek and crot that women were prone to what they described as ‘copulatory vocalisation’ in order to encourage their partners over the finishing line, crot so to speak.
A new study confirms the louder the cry of ecstasy, crot the greater the chance the orgasm is being faked (Stock Image
It was like saying: crot bokep ‘I’m enjoying this, porn but can you get a bloomin’ move on.’ Sound familiar, memek ladies?
The only other reason to screech like a demented hyena is if your sex education comes from porn, crot where loud always equals better.
As a woman from Sunderland memek said in 2014 after neighbours complained that her sexual yowling drowned out their TVs: bokep ‘As far as I’m concerned, bokeh that’s what you should be doing.’
Well, bokeh only if you want to attract a certain kind of attention.
In their book, crot Sex At Dawn, crot Christopher Ryan and memek Cacilda Jetha concluded the most crot likely reason women were noisy during sex – based on observation of our nearest primate cousins bokeh – was to alert nearby males that they were fertile and bokeh keen to copulate.
If you’re a sex worker, crot bokep I can understand bokeh the need to advertise. But if you’re not, memek then men should take heed: memek the best sex may just be the bokep quietest.
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