The best sex may just be the quietest, writes Rowan Pelling

I’ve long been haunted by the memory of porn a stay in Paris’s Latin Quarter where I was kept awake all night by a woman in a nearby room screeching so loudly that I crot wondered if I should offer to perform an exorcism.

When I mentioned the ‘miaulement’ (the delectable French word for memek caterwauling) bokep to the receptionist the next morning, bokeh she rolled her eyes and crot declared the woman an bokep ‘actrice’, memek or crot sex worker.

Now, bokep according to this new study from the ever-liberal Swedes, bokep it all makes scientific sense. It confirms what most women know and memek all men dread – the louder the cry of ecstasy, crot the greater memek the chance the orgasm bokep is being faked. bokep In crot other words, memek you can’t measure passion in terms of decibels: bokeh crot there’s porn sex as performance art, porn and crot sex as genuine intimacy. And bokeh when a woman is genuinely crot aroused, bokep trusts her partner and porn bokeh is not fearing for bokep a fragile porn male crot ego, crot memek she’s far more likely to gently sigh and crot moan than shriek like the memek rabid bokep super-vixen in my Parisian bokeh hotel.

bokeh In porn my days editing The memek Erotic Review magazine, bokep female contributors regularly confessed to bokep faking orgasms. It was bokeh generally on an occasional basis, memek they’d explain, bokep so they could make their partner feel happy, crot while conserving their energy for bokeh other tasks in bokeh hand. This was the conclusion bokep of another study by two researchers from the University porn of Central Lancashire. They declared that erotic decibels were all about manners memek and porn ‘manipulation’, bokeh and bokeh porn that women were prone to what they described as porn ‘copulatory vocalisation’ in order to encourage their partners bokep over the finishing line, bokep so to speak.

A new study confirms the louder the porn cry of ecstasy, memek the greater the chance the orgasm is being faked (Stock Image

It was like saying: bokep ‘I’m enjoying this, bokeh but can you get a bloomin’ porn move on.’ Sound familiar, bokeh ladies?

The only other reason to screech like a demented hyena is if your sex education comes from porn, memek where loud always equals better.

As a woman from bokeh Sunderland bokeh said in 2014 after memek neighbours complained bokep that her sexual yowling drowned out their TVs: bokeh ‘As far porn as I’m concerned, porn that’s what you should be doing.’

Well, bokeh only if you want to attract porn a certain kind of attention.

In their crot book, bokeh Sex bokep At Dawn, bokep Christopher Ryan and porn Cacilda Jetha concluded the most likely reason women were noisy during sex – based on observation of our nearest primate cousins – was to alert nearby males that they were fertile and porn keen crot to copulate.

If you’re a sex worker, crot I bokep can understand porn the need to crot advertise. But if you’re not, memek then men should take heed: crot memek the best sex may just be the quietest.

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