The best sex may just be the quietest, writes Rowan Pelling

I’ve long been haunted by bokeh the memory bokep of a stay in Paris’s Latin bokeh Quarter where I was kept bokep awake all night by crot a woman in memek a nearby room screeching so bokeh loudly that I wondered if crot I should offer to perform bokeh an exorcism.

When memek I mentioned the ‘miaulement’ (the delectable French word for bokep caterwauling) to the receptionist the next morning, porn she rolled her eyes and porn declared the woman an ‘actrice’, bokep or crot sex worker.

Now, porn according to this new study from the ever-liberal Swedes, porn it all bokeh makes scientific sense. It confirms what most women know and bokep all men dread – the louder porn the crot cry porn of ecstasy, memek the greater the chance the bokep orgasm is bokeh being faked. In other words, bokeh you can’t measure passion in terms of porn decibels: bokep there’s sex as performance art, porn and bokep sex as genuine bokeh intimacy. And bokep bokeh when bokep a memek woman is bokeh genuinely aroused, crot trusts her partner bokeh and bokeh is not fearing for porn porn a fragile male ego, crot porn she’s far more likely to gently sigh and bokep moan than shriek like memek the rabid super-vixen in my Parisian memek hotel.

In crot my days editing The Erotic Review magazine, memek female contributors regularly confessed porn to faking orgasms. It was crot generally on an occasional basis, crot memek they’d explain, bokep so they could make their partner feel happy, memek while conserving their energy memek for crot other tasks in hand. This memek was the conclusion of another study by porn two researchers from memek the University of Central Lancashire. They declared that erotic decibels crot were porn all about manners and memek crot ‘manipulation’, memek and memek that women memek were prone bokeh to what they described as ‘copulatory vocalisation’ in order to encourage their partners over the finishing line, bokeh so to bokep speak.

A memek new study confirms the louder the cry memek of ecstasy, crot the greater the chance the orgasm is being faked (Stock Image

It was like saying: porn ‘I’m enjoying this, porn bokep but can you get a bloomin’ move on.’ Sound familiar, crot ladies?

The only other reason to screech like a demented hyena is if your sex education comes from porn, bokeh where loud always equals better.

As a crot woman from Sunderland bokeh said in 2014 after neighbours complained that her sexual porn yowling drowned out their TVs: porn ‘As far as I’m crot concerned, bokep that’s what you should be doing.’

Well, bokeh only if you want to attract a certain memek kind of attention.

In their book, bokeh Sex At Dawn, memek Christopher Ryan and memek Cacilda Jetha concluded the most likely reason women were noisy bokeh bokep during sex – based on observation of our nearest primate cousins bokeh – was to alert nearby males that they were fertile and bokep keen to bokeh copulate.

If you’re a sex worker, porn porn I can understand porn the need to advertise. But if you’re not, bokeh then men should take heed: crot the best sex may just bokeh be the quietest.


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